"Put Ms. Cutwater back in the bowl!"

Christmas happenned. It was crazy. And fun. One of my favourite parts of christmas day? Talking to Nathan and Jonah. Wow, I didn't realize just how much i hate not seeing you guys. A year is too long, I guess i just have to deal with it.

My life is boring, so I don't know what to write. I went shopping for the second time in as many days today. Yesterday I saw Ocean's 12 with Lucy. It was really great to see her again. I miss her being just a short walk away. At least she's just a short phone call away. That's good.

Ocean's 12 was good. I liked it. I love it when Matt Damon's mom had to bail them out once. It was awesome. The ending was sorta annoying. But I'll stop talking now, for all you guys who haven't seen it yet.

I got some good stuff today too. Buttons from bluenotes ("boys are stupid. throw rocks at them"), a cool argyle wristband from Claire's, sweatshirt form Americn Eagle. Can I say I love American Eagle? Okay. I LOVE AMERICAN EAGLE! whoops. A bit louder than I mean it to be.

The good news? still quite a few days till school starts. The bad news? still quite a few days until school starts. I miss everyone... okay, ill stop whining. Being whiny again. I'll shut up now.

"Is it illegal to kidnap an entire family and send them to Canada via UPS?"

:D

For the first time in a long time, I feel great. Perfectly and completely.

School was amazing today. The best. During lunch today, I felt great. Happy. Completely. I felt great in my own skin. It... it... was amazing.

And yes, it's all because of you guys who were hainging out with em at lunch, particuarly 3 people (you know who you are) i don't want to name names right now not until i know some things for certain. Good stuff happenned today. I hope it turns out the way i want it to. [STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT AVERY!]

While I was at Hunlteigh today with Avery, and Anna said: "There's something fuzzy growing off you." The tinsel from Josh! (He gave me some tinsel at lunch). It was still on my lanyard, still is now. I will treasure it always, ;)

"Is it illegal to kidnap an entire family and send them to Canada via UPS?"

"I don't want to fall to pieces, I just want to sit and stare at you... 'Cause I'm in love with you..."

Ok, so you can all stop repeating yourselves now.

About the Josh thing. If I had a dollar for everytime someone has told me and/or Josh that we would makea cute couple, I would filthy stinkin' rich. Seriously.

Okay, so Josh and I are in the middle of "The Josh and Evie Show" post. He saw the other show I did, and he really wanted to do one too. So that'll be up at some point.

Yeah, life is interesting... I dunno. Anyway, I felt like posting to hear comments, mostly, but yeah, there ya go.

"Is it illegal to kidnap an entire family and send them to Canada via UPS?"

"I'm dreaming of a white chritmas..."

I'm currently looking out the window into my backyard and all I see is white. There is snow on EVERYTHING.

Yeah. And it's PERFECT snowball snow. FOUR snowball fights. (OMG Avery! perfect! You feel for it!!!) Yeah, I ended up outside in the snow wearing only a tank top and jeans and mittens. Yes I'll give you your clothes back soon Avery ;P (For the record, that is WAY less sick-minded than it sounds)

Ah, snow. It covers everything, every imperfection. But underneath, you never know what's going on.

I saw Chelsea today, at a carol service at a church near us. Wow did that bring back memories. Not great ones either. Funny how the best of friends can become worst enemies, isn't it? Notice my lack of laughing.

To all my friends to whom I've promised something important lately: I'm working on it. It's hard. It really is. If at first I don't succeed, please dont be mad at me. It'll make me feel worse (this I learn from experience). I'm working on it. Please, please don't be mad at me. Okay?

"Is it illegal to kidnap an entire family and send them to Canada via UPS?"

"It's a nice day, when you wake up in Disneyland..."

Wow... Never when i entered high school did i think that i was ACTUALLY going to have to deal with all that hard stuff. What a sheltered life I led at Hopewell.

Okay, not to be self centered or anything, or boohoo me, my life is kinda sucky right now. Well, it shouldnt be, i mean, im not starving in Africa, i have great parents and friends, im not being bullied... I don't know what's wrong! My life is great.

*sigh* too bad i dont live in Disneyland...

"Is it illegal to kidnap an entire family and send them to Canada via UPS?"

Dying

I feel like writing this song, so if you dont want to read it dont. But I need to write it. A lot of it mirrors my life *sigh*(Enjoy, Avery)...

"I'm dyin'... Dyin' to wake up without you... without you in my head again...
Dyin'... Dyin to forget about you... that you ever lived and...
Shake him over this part that is copin' with... Layin down to rest...
I'm dying to live without you again...

I'm dyin'... dyin' to find a distraction... Get you away form me...
Dyin'... Dyin to reach a conclusion... So that the world can see it's the
Same old story of... love and and glory that broke before it bend...
I'm dyin... to live without you again

the first time you left, I said goodbye...
And now there's not a breath that can survive...

Dyin... Dyin to die just to come back... so we can meet again...
Dyin'... dyin to say what I always, always shoulda said, it's a
strange emotion this, but there's still hope in this as,
long as there's a breath...
I'm dyin and I cant live without you again.

It's a strange emotion this but, there's still hope in this as
long as thee's a breath...

I'm dyin and I can't live wihout you...

I'm dyin and I can't live without you again...

The Kirsten, Evie and Eva show

Hello viewers. In an attempt to be cooler, I am ripping off Aching Sushi with Eva and Kirsten during our highly dull geography class!

This is your host, Evie The Great. with me in the library on the computers are Eva and Kirsten, who are equally bored. Hey guys, is there anything you want to say to get started.

Kirsten: Bon-jour toute le monde! Je veute vouze parlez de mon amour, Damien...

Evie: Wrong language Kirsten. Switch your language. That and learn to spell.

Eva: Awesome

Kirsten:Whoops. Sorry. Damien is hot!

Evie: Anything you'd like to say Eva?

Eva: Awesome.

Evie: Okay. Great. Umm... How 'bout we ban Damien from the conversation and force Eva to say something other than 'Awesome'?

Kirsten: Noooooooooooo!!!!!!

Eva: Awesome.

Kirsten: Damien! Damien! HA! You fail. What are you going to do about it??

Evie: Viewers, excuse me for a moment *Drags Kirsten off camera and we hear a dull thud*. *Calls to Eva from off camera* Hey, cover for me Eva!

Eva: Ph33r me.

Evie *from off camera*:Don't scare, kill or maim the viewers, Eva.

Eva: *mutters to herself about injustice*

*Kirsten wanders back on set*

Kirsten: *in a robotic monotone* Damien is evil. He is ugly. I hate him.

Eva: *to Evie as she casually strolls back into view* Oh my God Evie, what did you do to Kirsten??

Evie: Nothing... *Drops Hypnosis for Dummies on the ground* Oops! That's not mine...

Kirsten: I hate Damien.

Eva: Kirsten? Are you okay?

Kirsten: Damien hate I. Hate I Damien.

Evie: Uh oh...

Eva: That's doesn't sound good...

Evie: It isn't. I think her brain is fried.

Eva: Awesome. But we have to fix it.

Evie: *sighs* Fine. *pulls out How to Unhypnotize Your Brain-Fried Friends: The Pocket Edition and begins reading it* Kirsten, wake up *snaps fingers*

Kirsten: *starts high-pitched whining*

Eva: what's that?

Evie: She's making up for all the "Damien is hot's that she could have said during that time. She'll fix it in a moment

Kirsten: Austrians are commmunists!!

Evie: See? she's fine now.

Eva: OMG! *As ceiling falls i*

Kirsten: Oh no! It's the evil Boylie monster! Come to ruin our blogger fun!

Evil Boylie monster: Zut Alors! Ca ce n'ai pas hyper-beau! C'est hyper-enervant!

Eva: Oh No! WHat will we do!

Kirsten: One second! I'll be right back! *whips out cell phone* I need the Canadian Pentagon. What do you mean we don't have one???? How are we supposed to defend ourselves???? With WHAT?? With our secret evil Moose brigade?? HEY! You can't force beavers into the military! That's unconstitutional! *Hangs up cell phone* Okay guys, confuse her for a minute while I go and raise an angry mob! *Runs off*

Evie: Umm... What the &!$@ are we going to do?

Eva: *whips out Jake's TV controling watch* Quick Evie! Grab some TVs and Boring geography movies! *Evie surrounds The Evil Boylie monster with TVs*

Eva commences turning the TVs on and off and turning up the volume. The Evil Boylie monster runs around trying to fix them all at once. A giant missile flies in the window at the Evil Boylie monster.

*BOOM!*

Boylie monster lays in peices all over the place. Kirsten runs in.

Eva: Oh my God Kirsten! That was awesome!

Evie: I thought you were going to raise an angry mob.

Kirsten: I was going to, but I figured out that hijacking the US's ballistic missile defense program was much easier. I just fixed it so it blows up stuff on Earth.

Eva: Awesome.

Kirsten: Ballistic missile defense is le shit.

Evie: Is that all you blew up?

Kirsten: Well...

*NEWSFLASH*

Random anchor man: We interrupt this program to bring you this breaking story: The President of the United States, George Bush has been Bush-whacked. He was killed by his own Missile defense program. Details to follow.

*END NEWSFLASH*

Evie: Kirsten...

Kirsten: I couldn't resist... He looks like a monkey.

Evie: Good point.

Eva: AWESOME!

Evie: Well folks, that's all the time we have. Until the next work period, this is the Kirsten, Evie and Eva show.

Eva: Check out my blog!

Kirsten: Damien is hot!

*Sirens blare outside*

Kirsten: gotta go! bye!

Evie: So long and thanks for the fish!

Violently Purple

I had forgotten how much fun Avery and I have sometimes. Needs to be more often.

On Friday night, to evade the Sister's Eleventh Birthday Party Of Doom, I went with Avery to the Corpus Christie School Dance (she used to go there). We helped the DJ service sell glow products. They had nifty crosses that flashed different coloured lights. Avery and I each got one. They have batteries so they last forever *evil grin*.

I then slept over at Avery's house, as Eleanor's party went all night. Then we went to Huntleigh in the morning while eating cake and becoming addicted to Five for Fighting. Their songs are seriously the story of my life lately. (lol, Ave, "Yes I want and Angel!!")

I rode Thing Two, then Avery rode Thing One (read: Kate and King). We seriously were separated at birth Avery...

We also named Patrick's horse that he has on trial for him. The horse seemed to like Lord of the Rings names, so we named him Pippin, and Pat said, "Sure, show name: Peregrin Took". *rolls eyes* Well, at least we talked him away from Killer and Mangle and Spots (the thing has no spots at all. Its completely brown). For the time being, he is Big Max, so we can tell him from the first Max.

Okay, that was my pointless Huntleigh update.

Oh ya! And we enterained some random lady aty Horseworld. Apparently we are hilarious. (VIOLENTLY PURPLE!). And thanks for my Lanyard, Ave.

Okay. Must go breifly to Avery's house before Ellie's family birthday party.

"Is it illegal to kidnap an entire family and send them to Canada via UPS?"

I have snow down my shirt...

Whee. The snow has come. It is settling in for the season. I dont like snow. Its cold. Especially when it's down my shirt.

Things have been happenning. I don't feel like putting them here, if you want to know, ask me. may I say, I know I LOOK better, but i dont FEEL it. Sorry. I'm trying. It'll come... I hope somtime this century, because this sucks.

It's no one's fault, so don't blame yourself (you know who you are). It's me.

There have been some... things being said about a certain person who I know who apparently likes me. I somehow doubt it. (I will believe you Avery, if you get proof!). Very unlikely.

Too bad. He's a nice guy. If he doesn't that would rock. But as I said, unlikely. Right now I'm not even letting myself think about it. It will only depress me further if things don't turn out the way I'm hoping for. Ah well.

STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT AVERY! You know what I'm talking about. Stop.

Bush was here. Caused much annoyance and cinfusion. Lots of cool prtests too. Lots of people from my school skipped to protest. The protests moved around all over the place, which made it more confusing for police. This meant lots of road closures. Fab.

Friday is the eleven year old's Birthday Party Of Doom. Yay for being stolen by Avery to chaperone the Corpus Chrisite dance! Where there will be, yes, eleven year olds... I can't seem to escape them.

Here is my wise thought of the Day: Angels never come for free.

Also: Hugs are good. I like hugs. I'm taking as many as I can get. If you live near me, come and randomly hug me. It'll be much appreciated.

"It's so much trouble over such a little man."